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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:31 am    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

ah! Big Laugh

(good one metalfab Madbrad now that its translated)

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

Using "ze" isn't frenglish at all. That's something Germans would say.

You 'aff to lissin to Cretien speak for a while to unnerstan 'ow da Francophone in Canada do da hinglish.


And what did Metalfab say that you are referring to? I can't see a single post by him in this thread.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

ooops. Embarassed sorry 'bout that Madbrad. this is what you get for trying to go off recall with quite a few things going on.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:04 am    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

well, we did live next to a german family for 8 years.

I think "ze" is the American translation of the French accent and yours is the Canadian Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

Zha Zha Gabor would have used ZE in Green Acres, and make no mistake, Quebec French is alot different from France French, but other than that ZE makes me think of Colonel Klink.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

Madbrad wrote:
Zha Zha Gabor would have used ZE in Green Acres, and make no mistake, Quebec French is alot different from France French, but other than that ZE makes me think of Colonel Klink.



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

Regarding the previous "Canadian French" joke, please remember that we want to keep this a family friendly site.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

I can't say "wear da fox hat"?

Sorry about that.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

An elderly married couple were sitting in church.
The wife leans into the husband and quietly says, "I've just let out a silent fart. What do I do now?"
The husband replies, "change the battery in your hearing aid!"


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:18 am    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

Madbrad wrote:
An elderly married couple were sitting in church.
The wife leans into the husband and quietly says, "I've just let out a silent fart. What do I do now?"
The husband replies, "change the battery in your hearing aid!"


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Friday Joke Thread Reply with quote

how do you know when a vegan, a Feminist and a LGBT walk into a bar??





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